Please write a paragraph about how safe you feel. Just in general. The person with the most vague description wins zucchini bread.
Yeah, safe. I feel…safe. The noxious chemicals are all stored according to EH&S regulations, the acids separate from the bases, the oxidizers cloistered away from the reductants. Who knows or cares that labs are dumping radiation down the sink willy-nilly, that is not an issue for today, but for my children and my children’s children. So yes I feel safe…OH MY GOD WHAT ABOUT CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME FROM THE REPETITIVE PIPETTING…wait, breath in, now out, okay yes I feel safe.
